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Welcome to the official site for the hip-hop boyband LEON AND THE SIGMAS! Here you'll find a hub for everything we make, from new music videos and merch, to cool secret lore about the three of us that not even our mums could tell you. As we work tirelessly on our forthcoming DEBUT ORIGINAL ALBUM, we hope you like what you find on here. Sip from the chalice of cursed knowledge, and find out why WE are THREE MEN HOLDING POWER...

THE ALBUM

THREE MEN HOLDING POWER

Our first original full-length album, THREE MEN HOLDING POWER, is coming 2026! The culmination of everything we've released thus far, we can't wait to share the entire project with you.

1. Intro
2. We 3 Goats
3. Fire Ahh Beat, Pt. 1
4. Skins In The Game
5. Pass Me Some Sludge
6. Leon's Soliloquy
7. Fire Ahh Beat, Pt. 2
8. Clanger Cloy (You Gotta)
9. Pardoning On Salvia
10. Drip Torture
11. Fire Ahh Shanty
12. Goaterooni

Coming Soon!

VIDEOS

Clanger Cloy (You Gotta)

Released: 14/07/2026
Written and performed by George Williams
Composed and arranged by George Williams
Directed and Edited by George Williams
STI narration by Sam Cooper
Based on 'LOY' by Manmanboyboyman

LyricsClanger Cloy, yeah your boy at the Tweak-Off
Chucka Choy, play ‘em Loy, set the streets off
Love of Doy, Claire Foy, yeah the beat soft
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gottaI’m excited, and lemme tell you why (Why?)
My friends Seb and Leon are about to get high
And I be mediating through it cuz you know that I
Don’t partake, but I’ll have a good time, good time
Yeah they got a little game called the Tweak-Off
Where they try and bug each other out and freak off
Anyway, I’ve prepared some clips
That’ll make Seb and Leon both flip their lidsSo we, got a little bit of that scary shit
Gonna autoplay tweakers losing it
Hit the ARGs and the screamers too
Yeah they petrified, faces turning blue
But then I put on something new
Seb and Leon don’t know what to do
Think I went too far with the boys
Now I got ‘em shouting Loy, motherfucker, Clanger CloyClanger Cloy, yeah your boy at the Tweak-Off
Chucka Choy, play ‘em Loy, set the streets off
Love of Doy, Claire Foy, yeah the beat soft
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gottaClanger Cloy, yeah your boy at the Tweak-Off
Chucka Choy, play ‘em Loy, set the streets off
Love of Doy, Claire Foy, yeah the beat soft
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gottaSigma, sigma, on my balls
Who’s the heaviest goat of all?
Sigma sigma, drink some squash
Gon’ go give my balls a wash“Alright people, green out with me now. Green out with me!”
“One more time, lemme hear it!”Clanger Cloy, yeah your boy at the Tweak-Off
Chucka Choy, play ‘em Loy, set the streets off
Love of Doy, Claire Foy, yeah the beat soft
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gottaClanger Cloy, yeah your boy at the Tweak-Off
Chucka Choy, play ‘em Loy, set the streets off
Love of Doy, Claire Foy, yeah the beat soft
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta

Leon's Soliloquy

Released: 06/05/2026
Written and performed by Leon Humphries & George Williams
Composed and arranged by George Williams
Video directed and edited by George WilliamsSPECIAL THANKS to Son Caney Cuban Bar for allowing us to shoot the video there! They're the best bar in Birmingham and are in Leon and my highest regards!

LyricsPicture this: you’re Leon with the Sigma fame
But all you have to show for your noble acclaim
Is a boatload of fans who will call your name
And your very own skin in most every game, but
The dominion over music gets a little dull
I wish I had a grand ship with a golden hull
I yearn to chug rum from a sea dog’s skull
But my hopes and dreams always seem to wind up nullBut listen here chums, I’ll give you a hint
I have a plan that could get me all I ask
I’ll work my way up, have a decent stint
Until the world’s all mine and I can bask
In the love and admiration of my loyal fans
And have all the things that I had ever dreamed
Like a castle made of pickles or a real life sans
I do say, I’ll be the most esteemed"Seems the world’s gone mad"
"It’s gone a little barmy"
"So take my hand"
"I just… I just…"OH MY GOD!
It’s not fair!
It makes me want to stamp my foot
When there’s death and destruction everywhereIt’s not fair!
And I would stop all if I could
Unfortunately though, I’m a chud
I doubt that you even care
I’m drowning my sorrows for tomorrow will be just as unfair!(I'm a- I'm a- I'm a CHUD)You see my time growing up was devoid of glee
I couldn’t even have a cheeky little brew
But if I were ruler, Henry Weston’s: 67p
So I’ll just have to stage some sort of coup
And if my great new plan comes to its conclusion
And I lead the world within the day
I’ll turn all of the power sources into micro-fusion
And make everybody cheer hooray!So my future subjects I do decree
After I’ve completed my little spree
My sigmas and I will be the key
Though of course all of this is a yearn
Mayhaps we should stick to writing fires
Do I really need an empire full of towering spires?
When I have my two loyal, young sigma squires
Alas, another plan shall burn…Hey guys I'm a robot
I'm Robot George
Bleep Bloop Bleep Bloop
I can never love
I'm stuck in this metal husk
But at least all of my notes are on-key(I'm a- I'm a- I'm a CHUD)
It’s not fair!
It makes me want to stamp my foot
When there’s death and destruction everywhereIt’s not fair!
And I would stop all if I could
Unfortunately though, I’m a chud
I doubt that you even care
I’m drowning my sorrows for tomorrow will be just as unfair!(I'm a- I'm a- I'm a CHUD)

Skins In The Game

Released: 01/04/2026
Written and performed by Leon Humphries, George Williams & Sebastian Nagra
Composed and arranged by George Williams

LyricsRoll out the mat, get ready to pray
When I get a call like hop on Fortnite, okay
My shit can wait, ‘cause the boys online
Chromebook ON, gamer time!
First thing - straight to the skins, aw, Renegade Raider always makes me tingle
No- cause- no, I mean cause it’s really rare
It’s the Demogorgon skin that got me nearly thereMmh, that mouth, not to mention Fishstick
Got my screen and kissed it, enough of this schtick
Wear something OG, load in as Jonesy
The paid version, and float down slowly
It’s true, buying skins makes you cracked
That’s why I- wait WHAT I DIED? WHAT THE CRAP
A new message to any sweat in an Eminem skin
Or Goku, I will choke you to deathEric and Stan (We got that skin in the game!)
Some bacon in a pan (We got that skin in the game!)
Dame Judy Dench (We got that skin in the game!)
I do proclaim, we’ve got the skins in the gameChief and Cortana (We got that skin in the game!)
A living banana (We got that skin in the game!)
A pebble on a bench (We got that skin in the game!)
Yeah we’re playing everyday to get the skins in the gameLeafy greens (We got that skin in the game!)
Tangerines (We got that skin in the game!)
Like a moth to a flame (We got that skin in the game!)
With the money and fame comes skins in the gameLaurel & Hardy (We got that skin in the game!)
The cast of Lemon Party (We got that skin in the game!)
And a Khaby Lame (We got that skin in the game!)
Yeah we’re logging on and hogging all the skins in the gameDrop in, let the battle begin
Only thing more drippy is my closet of skins
You know, I got the back bling, feeling like a king
I can buy anything cuz I get so many wins, bitch!
Momma’s credit card coming in clutch
Scary letters in the mail cuz I spend so much
Cmon, I bought that Lego set, all so that I could get
The skin you unlock with it, I have a lot of sex, hooray!I got a skin based on martin luther king
That they did for the rememberance map, now that was a good idea
Not to mention the design they did for galaxy phones
Pretty clear that I bone and now I’ll never be alone
But you know how it is, full marks on the quiz
If the quiz is about my fortnite skins, and I think that it is
If you get up in my biz, well I’ll tell you what
You don’t have any v-bucks so your dissing means squat (ugh)A swabby on the deck (We got that skin in the game!)
Donkey and Shrek (We got that skin in the game!)
Jesus and God (We got that skin in the game!)
I do proclaim, we’ve got the skins in the gameSora and Mickey (We got that skin in the game!)
My dad with a blicky (We got that skin in the game!)
Salmon and cod (We got that skin in the game!)
Yeah we’re playing everyday to get the skins in the gameThe ghostface killer (We got that skin in the game!)
All the Zingzillas (We got that skin in the game!)
Sonic and Mario (We got that skin in the game!)
With the money and fame comes skins in the gameMichael, Frank and Trevor (We got that skin in the game!)
The first human ever (We got that skin in the game!)
The circle from agar.io (We got that skin in the game!)
Yeah we’re logging on and hogging all the skins in the game

ABOUT

WE are Leon and The Sigmas: Humphries, Williams & Nagra. Other than being the greatest, most powerful beings in the known universe, we're also a hip-hop comedy band from Birmingham. Our music ranges from cool raps about the skins we own in video games, to rapturous pleas from the soul. Sometimes they're about drugs! Oo er! Whatever the case, we hope you dig what we're making, because we're having a ball making it. We hope this is just the start of our conquest for fame (a price on ye head), fortune (a chest o' booty) and if we're lucky a big, scary gun each (a cutlass that would make even Bootstrap Bill would quake in 'is quarters).

Leon is the fearless leader of Leon and The Sigmas. Though his demeanour may seem thoroughly kind, good-natured and funny, within lies the tortured soul of that kid from Come And See (1985) - catch him on a bad day and he'll be drinking a 3 for £6 pack of beer from your skull (or your cup, if you have one). His voice has commanded nations under his rule, sent crews of sea dogs barrelling out of cannons and into enemy frigates, and now... you'll hear it rap.- Age: ???
- Blood Type: Rum
- KDA: ∞/∞/∞
- Likes: Treasure chests, lettuce, scrolling reels, cutting people's heads off with a big axe, Henry Westons, meal deals
- Weaknesses: the material known as Leonium

Sigma No. 1, AKA George, is a lover of wine, women and song. He doesn't actually like wine, he's really more of a golden pilsner-lager person, and even then he only started drinking- what, less than a year ago? So really it's up in the air, and he likes the taste of beer more than the whole 'getting drunk' thing anyway. He likes women and song, though.- Age: 21.295657392797293783475849752
- Blood Type: a curd or perhaps a yogurt of some sort
- KDA: 0/28/1
- Likes: Eating crisps, adjusting his hair, explaining Metal Gear to Seb, writing 3/4 of a screenplay and then abandoning it, Matt Johnson films
- Weaknesses: particularly rich cheeses, tinnitus, physical activity, paranoid schizophrenia

Seb is Sigma No. 2, but he's no second banana. As an empath, he is the heart and soul of the group, always spotting George some money after he gambles it away on Match Attax. Seb's innate inability to enjoy a film that's more than thirty years old may appear to be a weakness, but his neurones have worked overtime to give him the IQ of a supernova, and the six pack of a Greek god. He won the 'Sweetest Boy of 2014' award, which he earned for his 200+ hour Rhett & Link music video watch time. His cheeky smile, potty training and sense of self makes him an ideal pet for any woman over 6'.
Order today!- Age: 4
- Blood Type: pee
- KDA: 52/0/30,046
- Likes: Leon and George, Kendrick Lamar, songs that transition perfectly into each other
- Weaknesses: inequality, the flesh of a deceased animal, music from before 1990

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